I have chosen to not be certain of anything at all

(Source: simply-rod)

1 minute ago141538

How I would narrate the Olympics
me: he's doing some athletic shit
me: and omg look at that butt
29 minutes ago454203

offendpoppunk:

offendpoppunk:

remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york

i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze

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i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks

i hate each and every single one of you all

(Source: babyhongbin)

57 minutes ago415700

8ayonetta:

britzophrenia:

I DONT UNDERSTAND THE APPEAL OF WALUIGI

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1 hour ago30026

romankyaryday:

i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”

1 hour ago301283

firelorcl:

the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept

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2 hours ago347782

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2 hours ago5749

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3 hours ago583

zerostatereflex:

Detailed View of a Solar Eclipse Corona

"Only in the fleeting darkness of a total solar eclipse is the light of the solar corona easily visible."

3 hours ago4637

isxbelle:

Before u make fun of someone’s foreign accent, take some time to think about how they speak more languages than u and how u are a failure

4 hours ago178669

timelordparadise:

drbirdsadviceforsadpoets:

none of that was expected.

I have seen this at least five times and every time the ending takes me by surprise

(Source: earthexplodes.com)

4 hours ago425013

consultingsonic:

madblackgirl:

team 5’5 and under where ya at

they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12

(Source: blackfemalepresident)

5 hours ago509925

The Avengers (2012) | Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

5 hours ago1944

Anonymous said:
What kind of girls do you like to date?

animatedtext:

i’m currently in love with a girl who thinks YOLO means yellow so yeah that kind

6 hours ago337

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6 hours ago2699

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